Please fire me

[Omar]

Just another website to kill time on. A few choice posts here...


1) Please fire me. As the sole man in our group, I am constantly called on to explain why men are liars and cheaters.


2) Please fire me. My boss told me “I want you to take over as head engineer when I retire”. He is 38 years old and I am 36. Um, ok.


3) Please fire me. The owner of the company I work for walked into my office, saw a calculator on and said “this is why people don’t get raises” and turned it off.


4) Please fire me. In the middle of the busiest part of the work week, all my co-workers got into a loud discussion/argument about what would hurt more: being eaten by a shark or being eaten by a bear.


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[nomototo]

I would have to go with the bear.

[frankentiger]

I say shark, becuase most likely you're going underwater and can't breath, as well as having stinging saltwater in the wound.

[shawnr76]

Omar, not trying to hijack....just thought you'd like this one....

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/0...ops#more-27538

[bmanpoo]

bear.

[Endy]

COWBOY!

-GHawk

[Omar]

I don't know which would hurt more but at least if a bear was eating you alive you'd be able to breathe. If a shark was gnawing on you it'd be dragging you under water during the carnage, which would be a whole other mess to deal with. Plus I believe if you curl up in a ball and play dead, some bears will leave you alone. A shark will still make a meal out of your ass though. I can see how this discussion could hold up a work day at the office.

Here you go shawn-

[shotgun naked]

holy crap i could not stop laughing at that

[HipityHop]

Damn I thought this wuz a Fire Omar thread, so I thought I would help him out the door!

[Husker Z]

I don't know which would hurt more but at least if a bear was eating you alive you'd be able to breathe. If a shark was gnawing on you it'd be dragging you under water during the carnage, which would be a whole other mess to deal with. Plus I believe if you curl up in a ball and play dead, some bears will leave you alone. A shark will still make a meal out of your ass though. I can see how this discussion could hold up a work day at the office.

Here you go shawn-

If a shark comes up to you, punch it in the nose, it'll go away. It throws off all of its senses and stuff. Don't get confused and try that with the bear though.

If I had to chose one or the other I think I'd go with shark, it's going to bite you in half and you'll immediately go into shock, then bleed out almost immediately. The bear is going to fuck with you for a while before ripping your limbs off one at a time.

[Omar]

I would suggest that when a large mammal with sharp teeth is ripping flesh from your bones, the level of pain is pretty shitty regardless of what species your attacker is.

[nomototo]

If a shark comes up to you, punch it in the nose, it'll go away. It throws off all of its senses and stuff. Don't get confused and try that with the bear though.

If I had to chose one or the other I think I'd go with shark, it's going to bite you in half and you'll immediately go into shock, then bleed out almost immediately. The bear is going to fuck with you for a while before ripping your limbs off one at a time.

That's what I was thinking. With the shark havig sharp teeth, I think it would mainly cut through and wouldn't last as long. With the bear, I think there would be more tearing of flesh. There is the possibility that the bear might knock you unconcious with one good, solid bear paw to the head. If that's the case, that would be a better way to go. And we probably should define what type of shark and what type of bear. That could make a big difference.

[Husker Z]

That's what I was thinking. With the shark havig sharp teeth, I think it would mainly cut through and wouldn't last as long. With the bear, I think there would be more tearing of flesh. There is the possibility that the bear might knock you unconcious with one good, solid bear paw to the head. If that's the case, that would be a better way to go. And we probably should define what type of shark and what type of bear. That could make a big difference.

True, very good point. The bear would probably play with you for a while, just for shits and giggles. The shark is going to fucking bite you in half and then either eat your whole body or leave you floating there like a bobber. Either way, you're deader than a doornail.

[Omar]

It's a tiger shark.

A whaaaaaat??

[CDUBB]

I would choose the shark because I bet bears have bad breath.

[bmanpoo]

I would choose the shark because I bet bears have bad breath.

ha. thats exactly one of the criteria I was going to include. then i thought it was dumb. so i didn't.

[matchy2000]

sharks aren't mammals

[chiefsfarmteam]

sharks aren't mammals

Have another drink.

[MC]

Shark, no question.

Get ahold of that audio of that dude and his old lady that got chomped by a grizzly. Long drawn out affair that one was.

[Omar]

Shark, no question.

Get ahold of that audio of that dude and his old lady that got chomped by a grizzly. Long drawn out affair that one was.

If you can dig that up it might put an end to this debate.

[MC]

If you can dig that up it might put an end to this debate.

EDIT: I should clarify that I've personally never heard it, but I've read that it's fucking terrible. Basically the dude and his girl getting mauled by the Grizzly.

[Hot Carl]

what a world-class maroon that treadwell guy was. got what he fucking deserved.