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    time to hit the treadmill, fuckface

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    Quote Originally Posted by shawnr76 View Post
    time to hit the treadmill, fuckface
    You know...TF didn't necessarily die because he was monstrously huge. Skinny fucks die of cancer too. Did you catch that his dad died of cancer? He might have died of cancer no matter what his size.

    That point being made, I am all in favor of humans moving around the world with great frequency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawgeek View Post
    Maybe. But who knows? I just nearly lost a friend who is a marathon freak. His goal is to run a marathon in all 50 states, which sounds pretty ridiculous to me. Hell, there are a lot of states I don't even want to drive through. Nevertheless, dude is my age (turns 44 this year), has been a runner all his life, never weighed an ounce over 165 pounds, eats healthier than anyone I know and he is currently recovering from a quintuple by-pass. Nearly died of a heart attack. While my soft and cuddly ass just received yet another clean bill of health from my doctor. Even my liver, which astounds me.

    Generally speaking though, I agree with you. The morbidly obese could help themselves by putting down the fork.
    There are always going to be exceptions to the rule on both sides, but generally, if you tip the scales over 400 lbs, you should not expect to live as long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fiber View Post

    Here is the deal. I am looking to get married ASAP. It will allow me to increase my life insurance
    Somebody in the Insurance industry help me out here. How do you increase your life insurance when you have stage 4 kidney cancer? I need to get ahold of some of that insurance.

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    Damn, MC. He worked for the federal government. Common sense does not apply. Get with the program.
    You guys ought to riot big time. Start fires-GDM

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    I had a buddy who's Dad got renal cancer. It's difficult to detect until it's too late. That sux for T-Fish. However, if I were single I'd cash out that policy just as he stated, do some traveling, copious amounts of drugs (everything under the sun) and find some hot ass hookers.

    On a side thought, wonder if he lost a ton of weight as this progressed?

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    Wow. I've been staring at this thread title for several days now assuming it was some smart ass picture or link making fun of TF. Had no idea it was REAL until now.

    Sucks for anyone to die, especially via The Big C. I'd even say that about BJMIKE if he croaked.

    I remember one time years ago TF was babbling about sports betting on here and I tried to get him to do a segment on the WWW Show on sports betting. He declined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westmar View Post
    I tried to get him to do a segment on the WWW Show on sports betting. He declined.

    At least we know the cancer wasn't affecting his pride and/or judgement.
    "CDUBB, you take bigger shits, make more money, bang fatter chicks, rub cocks with friends in more hetero ways, have the most annoying in laws, are the best golfer, and you sir are the funniest guy on the forum." -O&A

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDUBB View Post
    At least we know the cancer wasn't affecting his pride and/or judgement.
    Wishing you could say the same?

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    Quote Originally Posted by westmar View Post
    He declined.
    boy, I'll say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawgeek View Post
    It was, but he hadn't put any sheckles in the collection plate recently, so, well, you know.

    You gotta pay to play.

    RIP Toilet Fish, you were a funny dude who gave as good as he got on here. And that's a pretty high compliment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawgeek View Post
    Maybe. But who knows? I just nearly lost a friend who is a marathon freak. His goal is to run a marathon in all 50 states, which sounds pretty ridiculous to me. Hell, there are a lot of states I don't even want to drive through. Nevertheless, dude is my age (turns 44 this year), has been a runner all his life, never weighed an ounce over 165 pounds, eats healthier than anyone I know and he is currently recovering from a quintuple by-pass. Nearly died of a heart attack. While my soft and cuddly ass just received yet another clean bill of health from my doctor. Even my liver, which astounds me.

    Generally speaking though, I agree with you. The morbidly obese could help themselves by putting down the fork.
    You cannot out run crappy genes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endy View Post
    Wishing you could say the same?
    You took the words out of my mouth. CDUBB got cancer from being a cornerstone of my first shows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mags View Post
    You cannot out run crappy genes.
    Oh yes you can. Kinda.
    . And He repays those who hate Him, to their face, to cause them to perish; He will not delay the one who hates Him, but he will repay him to his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KG View Post

    On a side thought, wonder if he lost a ton of weight as this progressed?
    he lost it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Endy View Post
    Wishing you could say the same?

    I still use it as an excuse from time to time. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I ALMOST HAD CANCER YOU KNOW!!!!"
    "CDUBB, you take bigger shits, make more money, bang fatter chicks, rub cocks with friends in more hetero ways, have the most annoying in laws, are the best golfer, and you sir are the funniest guy on the forum." -O&A

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    Quote Originally Posted by CDUBB View Post
    I still use it as an excuse from time to time. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I ALMOST HAD CANCER YOU KNOW!!!!"

    and it still works?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mags View Post
    and it still works?
    It never worked in the first place.
    "CDUBB, you take bigger shits, make more money, bang fatter chicks, rub cocks with friends in more hetero ways, have the most annoying in laws, are the best golfer, and you sir are the funniest guy on the forum." -O&A

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soylent Green View Post
    If somebody thought enough of their anonymous experiences with me to post my obit or a personal story after I went tits-up, I would feel honored.

    And if they were to eulogize me with a bus driver or circumcision take, I might even shed a tear.

    Only problem with that is we already know your real identity.

    As for the eulogy, I'm pretty sure it would be a "will someone please eat my wife's pussy for me while I'm away" take.

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    Damn...I skipped this thread just figuring it was another hiatus thread. RIP
    Your Kansas Jayhawks....America's Team!!! Rock Chalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paintman View Post
    Damn...I skipped this thread just figuring it was another hiatus thread. RIP
    I turned Toilet Fishes case over to the Mother Mary because of the special circumstances . Less paperwork this way.
    . And He repays those who hate Him, to their face, to cause them to perish; He will not delay the one who hates Him, but he will repay him to his face.

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