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    Fuck that!

    Just think what the BALLS could do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b12 View Post
    Where is Budro's assessment?

    The Royals are the MLB equivalent of Iowa State sports.
    Alright, who let the fucking geek into the party? Listen fat kid, just because you saw ten guys train the homecoming queen doesn't mean you did it too. Stop running onto the field. Wait for foul balls.

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    Royals need a new Sluggerrr.

    http://baseballjobs.teamworkonline.c...pcat=471#27589

    Sales & Marketing: Mascot
    Mascot - Kansas City Royals (Kansas City, MO)

    MASCOT
    (Full Time)
    JOB SUMMARY:
    Assist Sr. Director of Event Presentation & Production to ensure that all elements of the Mascot Program are implemented correctly and
    follow the company’s values. Mascot Program includes all appearances, game operation duties and general administration as well as training
    alternate & assistants involved with the Mascot Program.
    RESPONSIBILITIES:
    • Responsible for performing at two hundred (200) appearances throughout the fiscal year (November 1- October 31)
    • Work with Sr. Director to ensure that the Alternate Mascot is correctly and thoroughly trained in a manner consistent with the character
    and has been given the tools with which to perform to their fullest extent
    • Participate in league initiatives (i.e. All-Star) or any other appearances as deemed necessary by the Sr. Director.
    • Perform as Sluggerrr at all Royals home games (81)
    • Work with Sr. Director to create, develop and implement mascot skits performed at Royals games
    • Work with Mascot Appearance Coordinator to ensure that all props, signs etc. are kept up in a manner suitable for showing at games and appearances
    • Maintain office hours as scheduled by Sr. Director. Use office hours to work on developing the character’s craft (props, shooting drills, skits/video features etc.)
    • Attend weekly EPP staff meetings and any other meeting as requested by Mascot Appearance Coordinator &/or Sr. Director
    • Assist in any additional duties assigned by the Mascot Appearance Coordinator &/or Sr. Director
    REQUIREMENTS:
    • Must be at least 18 years old
    • Must be at least a high school graduate (college degree preferred)
    • Must have at least two years experience as a mascot at the college or professional level
    • Must be a creative performer
    • Must possess a basic knowledge of Major League Baseball
    • Ability to support & grow the Mascot Character/Program
    • Must be 6’-6’4” tall in order to fit costume properly
    • Must provide a DVD or link to view a video highlight & photo while performing

    EOE

    Note: When you apply for this job online, you will be required to answer the following questions:
    1. Are you at least 18 years old?
    2. Do you have at least 2 years experience as a mascot at the college or professional level?
    3. Are you at least 6’ tall?
    4. Can you provide a DVD or link to view a video highlight & photo of your performances?

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    Season lost.

    Royals' Gordon out 3-4 weeks because of broken thumb

    The injury occurred Saturday when Gordon chose to slide head first into second base on an attempted steal in a 2-1 victory over the Texas Rangers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omar View Post
    Season lost.

    Royals' Gordon out 3-4 weeks because of broken thumb

    The injury occurred Saturday when Gordon chose to slide head first into second base on an attempted steal in a 2-1 victory over the Texas Rangers.
    Really. I was thinking season saved.
    This must be what God looks like.

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    Always a Royals fan, just not excited or hopeful about the team. Gotta give AusSteve credit for his continued enthusiasm and positive thinking!

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    If Crow would have signed earlier last year after being drafted, they'd have to be considering him for the major league roster. Reports seem to be he looks good in camp.
    That must be wonderful; I have no idea what it means. Moliere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omar View Post
    BBF, here's a marketing job just for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omar View Post
    Season lost.

    Royals' Gordon out 3-4 weeks because of broken thumb

    The injury occurred Saturday when Gordon chose to slide head first into second base on an attempted steal in a 2-1 victory over the Texas Rangers.
    Looks like it just got easier to find ABs for Callaspo and Fields.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayhawkChris View Post
    Looks like it just got easier to find ABs for Callaspo and Fields.
    We need to sign this gordon quickly to a 10 year deal! And the more millions the better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayhawkChris View Post
    Looks like it just got easier to find ABs for Callaspo and Fields.
    Thats sad.
    if doing something stupid called for a death sentence, this board would be a fucking ghost town - Nomo.

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    The number of baseball postings compare very much to the number of Wizard postings on this sports board....
    "What's a Mississippi flush and how's it beat this hand" - "He said they don't ask questions in the graveyard" - "It's a small revolver and any five cards .." Ray Wylie Hubbard

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    I really hate being right about these things.

    There may be some future bats in the farm system, but the pitching staff is in tatters.
    if doing something stupid called for a death sentence, this board would be a fucking ghost town - Nomo.

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    does it matter?

    I'm shattered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmanpoo View Post
    does it matter?

    I'm shattered.
    have you been splattered all over manhattan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmanpoo View Post
    does it matter?

    I'm shattered.
    I'm just hoping Steve takes up something better for himself next spring.

    Like shark wrestling.
    if doing something stupid called for a death sentence, this board would be a fucking ghost town - Nomo.

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